Listens to the song lyric “I am what I am” but hears “yam what a yam”
A good root vegetable, but does it warrant singing about?
Double knots laces on new trainers never to undo them again?
Those thin strips of nylon doomed to be in bondage until their final fate, the dustbin
Has a plethora of devices that display the time, but has never been punctual?
Why are all outside bar tables wobbly?
Wonders if crabs think we walk sideways?
silly thinkings & other absurdities 